Alive!
Yesterday I was alive but last night, I wasn't anymore. I didn't have a car accident, a heart attack or any other life threatening health condition.
According to my insurance company's actuarial statisticians, I was supposed to live another 5 years, 7 months, 18 days, 13 hours and 42 minutes.
You just can't trust those damn actuaries anymore, can you?
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